Wednesday, August 20, 2008

DUDE! $5 to the VALET can save you the $500 DEDUCTIBLE on your insurance!

DUDE! Have you noticed that no matter HOW POPULAR and BUSY your local DANCE HALL, NIGHTCLUB, DIVE BAR, BOWLING ALLEY or GENTLEMAN'S CLUB (aka. MEN'S CLUB/TIDDIE BAR/STRIP CLUB) is, there's probably NOT one within walking distance of your FRONT DOOR or your GARAGE! If there is, you live in the wrong part of town, or you're just VERY LUCKY and I'm VERY JEALOUS!

EVERYONE wants to go, no one really wants one right NEXT DOOR! So they have a tendency to be located on the 'WRONG SIDE OF TOWN' or in some less than desirable neighborhoods. Here's THIS WEEKS TIP!
  • DUDE! This is NOT the time to be CHEAP! FIVE BUCKS to the VALET can easily SAVE YOU the FIVE HUNDRED DOLLAR Deductible on your insurance! AND prevent a long, drawn out POLICE REPORT. If you love your CAR, TRUCK, BIKE or JEEP (or YOUR KICK-ASS SOUND SYSTEM) as much as I do, it's a small price to pay for someone to babysit your ride while you spend time with your wife/girlfriend/future-ex wife, getting LAP DANCES, or just hangin' with your buds!
  • It may also prevent YOU from getting rolled, robbed, mugged or worse on your way in or out! It happens Dude!
  • BONUS! If you've been drinking (maybe a little TOO MUCH) the VALET can GET YOU A CAB or Van Service to DRIVE YOUR DRUNK ASS HOME! SO MUCH cheaper than JAIL. Don't DRINK and DRIVE Dudes and Dude -ettes. I hear your FACE against the WINDSHIELD and the STEERING WHEEL in your CHEST - HURTS! (ALOT!)

'Nuff said DUDES! MAN UP! Have some FUN but stay outta TROUBLE! Later - K


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