EVERYONE wants to go, no one really wants one right NEXT DOOR! So they have a tendency to be located on the 'WRONG SIDE OF TOWN' or in some less than desirable neighborhoods. Here's THIS WEEKS TIP!
- DUDE! This is NOT the time to be CHEAP! FIVE BUCKS to the VALET can easily SAVE YOU the FIVE HUNDRED DOLLAR Deductible on your insurance! AND prevent a long, drawn out POLICE REPORT. If you love your CAR, TRUCK, BIKE or JEEP (or YOUR KICK-ASS SOUND SYSTEM) as much as I do, it's a small price to pay for someone to babysit your ride while you spend time with your wife/girlfriend/future-ex wife, getting LAP DANCES, or just hangin' with your buds!
- It may also prevent YOU from getting rolled, robbed, mugged or worse on your way in or out! It happens Dude!
- BONUS! If you've been drinking (maybe a little TOO MUCH) the VALET can GET YOU A CAB or Van Service to DRIVE YOUR DRUNK ASS HOME! SO MUCH cheaper than JAIL. Don't DRINK and DRIVE Dudes and Dude -ettes. I hear your FACE against the WINDSHIELD and the STEERING WHEEL in your CHEST - HURTS! (ALOT!)
'Nuff said DUDES! MAN UP! Have some FUN but stay outta TROUBLE! Later - K