Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Where's my penis...mail?


I have way TOO MANY e-mail accounts which generate ALOT O' SPAM.

I used to get (and I'm sure you did too) at least five or six junk mails DAILY (at each account) for magic pills and potions and tools and 'click here to make my girlfriend happy' and HOW TO INCREASE THE SIZE OF MY PENIS!

But now all I get is ALOT O' SPAM trying to sell me fake Rolex watches. I guess the Evil Spammers finally figured out I'm OK with the size of my penis - but I don't wear a watch!

Kinda miss the Penis Mail tho'. Oh well.
MAN UP! Dude. I'm headed to my Happy Place for a 'meeting' and lunch. Check you later -K

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