Latin Girls ROCK! and so does SAN ANTONIO...

Years ago, the Army sent me here to San Antonio and Ft. Sam Houston for training. Then they kept sending me back here for more and more training - again and again. Eventually even stationing me here. And I loved it!

Anyone associated with the Army Medical Department would always find ways to get back here to Ft. Sam. It IS the center of Army Medicine and ABSOLUTELY the Multicultural Center of the Universe (well, OK, at least Texas!) When it was time for me to leave the service - I stayed here. And I continue to stay because THIS is where I WANT to be! Finally.

So if you notice The Man Blog has a slightly Latin Flavor you're right it does - because SAN ANTONIO ROCKS!

And Beautiful Latin Princesses like Lori (pictured here) are just one of the many reasons SA ROCKS! It's a combination of those BIG Beautiful Brown eyes (see my Hooters post) and a that BIG, BIG SMILE! WOW!

Seriously though - if you are planning a trip to San Antonio - business, convention, vacation or a day-trip to see a SPURS game - let me know! I can help you find the BEST Restaurants, Bars, Clubs, Tiddie Bars (you know - Gentleman's Clubs). Like I'm some SAN ANTO AMBASSADOR or something. But DUDE - I LOVE IT HERE!

Some day we'll talk more about HOW and WHY Latin Girls ROCK! But Hey! - gotta go!
MAN UP! Dude. Eat some HOOTERS or get a Lap Dance for ME! - K

Hooters is my 'Happy Place' and why I dream in Orange...

Regrettably, I spent a lifetime NOT going to Hooters. I was seriously ignorant and completely unaware of the Joys of Hooters that I had been missing. ..it's like 'Guy Heaven' and really has become my Happy Place.

I remember my first time....
Back in 2002 it was time for me to leave the service (ETS if you're a Vet) and when the Drill Sergeants and Instructors I worked and trained with found out I had never been to Hooters, they were shocked! So naturally that's where we had my ETS (you're a Civilian now - Yeah!) Party.

I was mesmerized, fascinated, thrilled even. CUTE little girls in even cuter orange outfits came and took our orders, served and refilled our drinks, and flirted with a room full of my rowdy friends and co-workers.

At that time (way back then) the girls could still sit on your lap to take your order. Now, I crush pretty easily (a fact we'll talk about often) and I often fall for girls with big brown eyes. And Kira - my first Hooters crush had the biggest, brown eyes and long dark hair and naturally the cutest little orange butt.... ahh, such fond memories. The first of many Hooters girls I've fallen for.

I'm a little older and wiser now, and I COMPLETELY understand the service industry and how working in a tipping environment really works. But Hooters Girls ROCK! and Hooters will always be my HAPPY PLACE! You'll hear (or read) about it again.

Check you later, so MAN UP! Dude. - K

PS. By the way - I left fairly early that night. Shortly after that, my Senior Drill and my 1st Sgt. had a few too many pitchers and started the very first 'mini-riot' at my Happy Place! BANNED from HOOTERS (them - not me!). Could there be a worse fate?

It's Cherry Poppin' Time...

WOW! My FIRST POST on THE MAN BLOG: An Inside Look at HOW GUYS THINK!

Time to build a place in this Blogosphere where guys can BS about the things that are REALLY important - GUY things like Money and Strippers (there's a relationship there we'll get into in the future), Cars (or Boats or Bikes - things that go FAST), BEER, Sex, and other random thoughts that just seem to pop into our heads...

I look forward to your comments and suggestions! But hey - keep it 'R' rated...you know - Playboy not Swank - and if you don't know the difference...you need to MAN UP! Dude and get your butt here more often so we can help you out!

It's gonna be KICK ASS and I hope it makes you smile or maybe laugh out loud! If it does - then TELL YOUR FRIENDS about THE MAN BLOG! Appreciate it.

And LADIES - if your sneakin' a peek to see how GUYS THINK - this is it, this is the REAL DEAL! Now you'll understand your boyfriend/husband/father just a little bit better. He wants a Beer and the remote! - duh!

Thanks again. I'm headin' to Hooters (my Happy Place) to reflect on the subject of my next post ...and little orange butts. Man, I can't get anything past you guys, we think too much alike!
so, MAN UP! Dude -K